Brown. Ferrari. No!

 

Clearly this is unacceptable.

Source: Motor1

Stare into the crystal bull.

Crystals. Utterly lacking class. Previous Merc example here.

 

Source: Motor 1

Lamborghini Eughrus

Chrome wrapping should be illegal. Via Motor1

Merc Berk

Spotted in the wild near Deptford in London. Nothing quite says "cock" like a gold wrap.

Poo-gatti

Brown.

Also worth noting the camo ferrari at about 1min 40s. What is wrong with people?

Pinksnake

Hissss. Boo.

Snake-charmed from motor1.

Ugly in pink

I can't imagine why this didn't sell.Via Motor1

Oh glow away.

This is a classic case of the old "just because you could doesn't mean you should". Via Motor1.com

Gold Digger

Sit down Kanye, this is offensive wrapping.

 

Thanks Motor1 

Goldblinger

Nice.

Less nice.

Not nice at all.

Thank you Motor1.com

Two-tone Rolls

Another from Agent Walker over in Dubai. Whilst not the worst offender, it is clearly not right.

Bulls and Goats don't mix

Seriously!



via HuffPo

High Roller

What a stunner of a spot from Agent Walker in Dubai. And also one of my favourite headline puns, making myself smirk in a slightly too smug manner. Behold the monster truck Rolls Royce.

Velvet (I wish this car was) Underground

I came across this delight of velvet clad Mercedes thanks to the sharp-eyed @StellaMallinson tweeting to the ever amusing @shitlondon. Readers of this blog will have seen velvet clad Mercs before, but not in the wild. An excellently revolting addition to the blog. I hope it rains on them. And a giant bird who's just eaten something dodgy flies over head.

Boa Mamba Water Moccasin 3.

It's hard to believe this is BMW's first appearance on this prestigious blog. Surely I must have missed a label. Anyway, spotted this serpentine monstrosity near the office this morning. Thanks for nothing NFS Customs.

Leopard Lambo

Agent Walker has been on the prowl in darkest Dubai. This time he's spotted some big cat obscenities.

A pink muscle

This just in from Agent Walker. Admittedly not exactly a lovely car to start with. But really.

Hint of pink

In wonder what the Chinese is for "that looks ridiculous"?

Sourced from World Car Fans

Orange is the new green

Another monstrosity spotted in Dubai by Agent Walker. This looks ugly in the photo, but I'm told looks worse in the metal.

Let's be clear. Aston Martins can be green or silvery grey; black at a push. They should never be Orange.

Holden Awfulled

I guess that headline pun didn't really work. Oh well. Another thing of weirdness from Dubai.