Velvet? VELVET?

I despair.

Wrapping cars in velvet appears to be the latest fad.

Thanks to GTSpirit.com for the article and images

Dubai Police Aventador

World Car Fans is yet again an impeccable source of automotive horror.

Camouflage that's not a disguise

This completes the camouflage trilogy. Following the Rolls Royce and the Lambo, here's the Bentley. The name of the image file and the blog post where I found this image (which also features a delightful chrome object (Audi R8?)) indicate that this well-disguised luxury car belongs to that non-attention seeking, shy and demure footballer, Mario Balotelli. What a wondrous design.

Gemballa's Diamond Paint

This new finish from Gemballa will bring much temptation to those responsible for the monstrosities seen elsewhere on this blog.

Quoting World Car Fans:

"Described as "equally attractive to both ladies and gentlemen of sophistication," the coating is created by grinding diamond into small pieces and turning them into a paint-like substance".

Bling!

Maybach Mayhem

A fine spot by my old chum @tobyhollis. Ghastly.

Bling Tata Bling

Although technically off-brief for the purposes of this blog, the above nastiness qualifies due its startling bling levels. Cheap car + money doesn't = nice car. Via Top Gear

Italian Military Police Lotus Evora S

Noooooooooo!

Once again, World Car Fans came up with the goods.