Velvet (I wish this car was) Underground

I came across this delight of velvet clad Mercedes thanks to the sharp-eyed @StellaMallinson tweeting to the ever amusing @shitlondon. Readers of this blog will have seen velvet clad Mercs before, but not in the wild. An excellently revolting addition to the blog. I hope it rains on them. And a giant bird who's just eaten something dodgy flies over head.

Boa Mamba Water Moccasin 3.

It's hard to believe this is BMW's first appearance on this prestigious blog. Surely I must have missed a label. Anyway, spotted this serpentine monstrosity near the office this morning. Thanks for nothing NFS Customs.

Leopard Lambo

Agent Walker has been on the prowl in darkest Dubai. This time he's spotted some big cat obscenities.

A pink muscle

This just in from Agent Walker. Admittedly not exactly a lovely car to start with. But really.

Hint of pink

In wonder what the Chinese is for "that looks ridiculous"?

Sourced from World Car Fans

Orange is the new green

Another monstrosity spotted in Dubai by Agent Walker. This looks ugly in the photo, but I'm told looks worse in the metal.

Let's be clear. Aston Martins can be green or silvery grey; black at a push. They should never be Orange.

Holden Awfulled

I guess that headline pun didn't really work. Oh well. Another thing of weirdness from Dubai.