Ugly Duckling.

Words fail me.

1. This car exists

2. Someone did this to it

 Via the usual.

How to make a Marketing Director cry

What would you be doing if you were managing the Lamborghini brand?

I'd be handing in my resignation at the futility of it all.

Via the usual.

Umurica!

Yeehaa. Via here and here.

Gold Rapper. See what I did there?

Hooray for puns. This very fast ugliness is apparently owned by Flo Rida. Well done him for converting his Benjamins into something quite tasteless. Thanks WorldCarFans (as usual!)

This Dubai police thing is getting silly!

World Car Fans reports a Bugatti Veyron is the lastest addition to the force.

This to add to the Ferrari FF, the Aston Martin One-77 etc. etc.!

Velvet? VELVET?

I despair.

Wrapping cars in velvet appears to be the latest fad.

Thanks to GTSpirit.com for the article and images

Dubai Police Aventador

World Car Fans is yet again an impeccable source of automotive horror.

Camouflage that's not a disguise

This completes the camouflage trilogy. Following the Rolls Royce and the Lambo, here's the Bentley. The name of the image file and the blog post where I found this image (which also features a delightful chrome object (Audi R8?)) indicate that this well-disguised luxury car belongs to that non-attention seeking, shy and demure footballer, Mario Balotelli. What a wondrous design.